you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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