just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i think im in europe. pls send help
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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