I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The power of my boobs compel you
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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