I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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