Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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