if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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