her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Another day, another engagement, another cat
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize
