Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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