Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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