I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
