Ketchup is God's man juice
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
as a side note pls kill me
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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