Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
They have beer where we have blood.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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