Is it normal to miss your booty call?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
