we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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