I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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