I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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