how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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