so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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