Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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