They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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