But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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