I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
