I hate all girls vehemently.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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