he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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