yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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