I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
