oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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