ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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