I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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