OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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