Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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