I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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