how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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