Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I could make wine with my vomit
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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