This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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