her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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