im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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