i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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