I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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