You're my little dorito
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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