stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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