am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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