New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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