why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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