Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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