:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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