Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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