Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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