is wine microwaveable?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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