Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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