Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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